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Barbarian Rites
ABC meme


The Letter A
Are you available? -- Always, also when I'm in relationships.
What is your age? -- 33
What annoys you? - Everything.



The Letter B
Do you live in a big house? -- No.
When is your birthday? -- 01.12.78

The Letter C
What's your favorite candy? -- Smartees
Who's your crush? -- C'mon, you know.
When was the last time you cried? -- A few weeks ago.

The Letter D
Do you daydream? -- Yes.
What's your favorite kind of dog? -- Snoop Doggy Dogg
What day of the week is it? -- Tirsdaeg

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs? -- Fried, with cheese.
Have you ever been in the emergency room? -- Plenty
What's the easiest thing ever to do? -- Act like an idiot.

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane? -- Yes.
Do you use fly swatters? -- Nah.
Have you ever used a foghorn? -- No.

The Letter G
Do you chew gum? -- Occasionally
Are you a giver or a taker? -- Giver.
Do you like gummy sweets? -- Whassat?

The Letter H
How are you? -- Not drunk. That's a problem.
What's your height? -- 5'9"
What color is your hair? -- Dark brown.

The Letter I
What's your favorite ice cream? -- Strawberry
Have you ever ice skated? -- No.
Do you play an instrument? -- Guitar, poorly.

The Letter J
What's your favorite jelly bean? -- Black. Like my soul.
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? -- Nothing is funny. Everything is black!!
Do you wear jewellery? -- Necklaces.

The Letter K
Do you want kids? -- Yes
Where did you have kindergarten? -- MD and FL

The Letter L
Are you laid back? -- Usually.
Do you lie? -- When necessary.
When was your last kiss? -- A couple months ago.

The Letter M
What's your favorite movie? -- Cannibal Holocaust
Do you like mangos? -- Never had them..

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname? -- Sir.
What's your favorite number? -- 3.
Do you prefer night over day? -- I like the night. I am a creature of the night...!!

The Letter O
What's your one wish? -- Health.
Are you an only child? -- Yes.
Do you wish this was over? -- Sure.

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about? -- Everything.
What are your pet peeves? -- People who press charges.
What's a personality trait you look for in people? -- Lack of mental stability.

The Letter Q
What's your favorite quote? BAZINGA! - Sheldon
Does time seem to pass quickly or slowly? Depends.
Are you quick to judge people? Yes.

The Letter R
Do you think you're always right? -- Obviously.
Do you watch reality tv? -- Does wishing TBBT, Doctor Who and Dexter were real count?
What's a good reason to cry? -- What's NOT?

The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain? -- Sun.
Do you like snow? -- Only to look at, so no, not really.
What's your favorite season? -- Autumn.

The Letter T
What time is it? -- Same time it was this time yesterday.
What time did you wake up? -- Noon.
When was the last time you slept in a tent? -- Never,

The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear? -- No, I am naked and fondling myself.
Do you prefer underwear or thongs? -- Underwear
Underwear or boxers? -- Boxers

The Letter V
What's the worst veggie? -- I like them all if prepared right.
Where do you want to go on vacation? -- Germany, Ireland
Where was your last vacation to? -- Vacation? What's that?

The Letter W
What's your worst habit? -- Breathing.
What are you wearing? -- Thor's Hammer, BAZINGA! shirt, jeans, boxers, socks.
Where do you live? -- MA

The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray? -- Regularly.
Have you seen the x-games? -- Is that some kind of porno movie?
Do you own a xylophone? -- No.

The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow? -- I like The King in Yellow. A good story.
What year were you born in? -- 1978
What's one thing you yearn for? -- YOU.

The Letter Z
What's your zodiac sign? -- Sagittarius in Sun, Moon, Mars and Mercury, Taurus rising, Venus in Scorpio.
Do you believe in the zodiac? -- If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you want.
What's your favorite zoo animal? -- Zoos are animal cruelty.

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( 3 comments — Leave a comment )
lordhellebore
Oct. 18th, 2011 07:04 am (UTC)
You've never slept in a tent? Not even as a child? Man, you've been missing out BIG TIME!

And Cannibal Holocaust, why is that so not surprising me?
mlfoley
Oct. 18th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
Cos I am a sick, sick fuck? ;D No, never went camping, I fear. Anna and I were going to, well, planning to, but that naturally never happened.
tdaschel
Oct. 18th, 2011 09:35 pm (UTC)
ha!
What's your favorite jelly bean? -- Black. Like my soul.
Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? -- Nothing is funny. Everything is black!!
What are your pet peeves? -- People who press charges.
What's a personality trait you look for in people? -- Lack of mental stability.


meanwhile ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tqpDp8BbMI
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